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kaeptainglitter asked: From where are all these comic pics of deadpool and spidey i mean from which comics and where did you get them ^^

uhm do you mean the ones about the schwarma and deadpool being peter’s roomate? i drew them lol

4 days ago // kaeptainglitter -


Ezio and Leo, disturbing everyone present and future alike. his poor assistants learned certain details about male anatomy they didn’t want to know. (minus Salai, who definitely wants in on it)

sort-of continuation of the alternate timeline. yeah, those roses weren’t actually there.

thanks for 250 followers!

1 week ago // assassin's creed - ezioleo - lezio - ezio auditore - nsfw - requests - bleh - + 46
Anonymous asked: You say that you like it when the conventional top bottoms, so when it comes to Ezio/Leo who is it?

oh boy. i love writing meta so here’s my very detailed ezioleo nsfw headcanon because I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG-ASS TIME.

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1 month ago // not art - Anonymous - asks - assassin's creed - + 3
Anonymous asked: Do you mind if I use that baguetteleech!Arno panel as my icon?

lol sure go ahead. here he is in full hd glory for you because the gif fucked it up.

1 month ago // Anonymous - + 1








How much is this monstrosity?

If its cheap, I might buy it - and make the other 2/3 of the outfit they seem to have forgotten. Like the pants.

It’s +$100. I kid you not.

1 month ago // //cue Leo oogling at his legs - assassin's creed - ezio - demented doodles - aquiladafirenze + 2738
Anonymous asked: why would that affect arno at all tho he's not related to desmond or any of them at all??

if he was confirmed as not being a descendant (i dont see why they would have?) then i wouldnt know because ive been trying to avoid unity spoilers

1 month ago // Anonymous -

as much as i’d like to have story-altering options while playing assassin’s creed… they’d give birth to some seriously fucked up alternate timelines.

1 month ago // assassin's creed - edward kenway - connor kenway - arno dorian - ezioleo - ezio auditore - idk if arno is an ezio decendent but he probably is so w/e - demented doodles - lezio - + 4136
Anonymous asked: Why do you ship dirk/equius? Just interested cause it seems kind of random haha

i bet that one comic has been circulating again lol

i guess its very simple????? i felt really irked with dirk/jake from the beginning and felt like dirk could do way better given more options. equius is most likely the only person who could stand dirk’s overbearing control freak tendencies long-term, to the point of even getting some enjoyment out of it. also equius is kind of fucked up troll-wise in the sense that he wants some black reciprocation to his red feelings. imo he’d be way better off in a d/s relationship with a human where confusion over black/red vacillation wouldn’t be an issue, and dirk is 150% the perfect option for that. also they’re both kinky fuckers (&interspecies relationship? l00d as fuck.), and have identical interests so it would be a perfectly fulfilling relationship A++++++++++++++ would come again

1 month ago // dirkquius - not art - Anonymous - + 5

quick stress relief sketch

this request is embarrassingly old pttf

1 month ago // assassin's creed - james kidd - mary read - ac4 - requests - + 10